Out of popular demand, we added the following to our list. It’s best you stretch your cheek muscles before viewing. This well-known Twitch user, Jerma, found one in Layers of Fear that makes him melt down for a solid six minutes. There’s nothing quite like an Easter egg in a videogame where characters start running into things. It might be time to start rethinking those release dates, game developers. So here it is, a list of the top video game glitches for you to cringe or cry yourselves laughing over. So why not list the best and worst of video game graphic fails? Some laughter in the office will do you some good anyway. You know you’ve all seen the gifs of FIFA players dry humping each other circulating Reddit. Thank you, Helix Snake, for teaching us how to laugh about a guy getting hit in the nuts all over again.Video games are fun, but sometimes the best Easter eggs are developer screw-ups. In the end, it was all in the service of someone crotching themselves. (This is what most Americans think soccer actually is.) So look forward to that.ĩ:47: The popularity of soccer is exploding in America. And Scary Movie XXI will be a Kim Kardashian impersonator slightly moving in an industrial warehouse. Hollywood will get tired of their Insidiouses ( Insidiii?) and their small girls with backwards heads and spider legs scampering on walls and it will all eventually be small objects slightly moving in a herky-jerky fashion in an industrial warehouse. Look it up.ĩ:40: Eventually, every horror movie will be this: Keep 'em indoors.ĩ:22: This is actually what biblical purgatory is. Sort of like a "hey nerd, aren't you glad you don't actually skateboard? Look how terrifying it is!" Nice scare tactics, video game. that's an interesting choice for a skateboarding game. I guess when you die in the game, you get x-ray vision? So you can see how badly you died? That's. This might be the best video game ever made.Ĩ:50: This might actually be the single greatest moment in the video, because something amazingly badass happens and then we get a cinematic "DEAL WITH IT" close-up.Īs a whole, the glitches leading up to that look make it a perfect pay-off. Otherwise, I'm not yet sold.Ĩ:23: I take it all back. If there is a "CREAMED BY DUMPSTER" achievement, I will consider purchasing Skate 3. It's just "play the video game until credits signify that the video game is over." Along the way, your system will tell you that you've earned achievements. Hey, go back to your typewriter, grandpa! Am I right? Video games don't have "scores" anymore. Launch it! Did you cream your friend with it? You win! Find a dumpster that can be launched in the air. This sequence of people getting bashed by disappearing, reappearing and malfunctioning items leads me to believe that the scoring system in Skate 3 is entirely based on bashing yourself or your contemporaries with Dumpsters flung by makeshift trebuchet. Yes, I mean "suicide."ħ:44: I'm not entirely sure where these next few glitches begin and end, so I'll just go ahead and share a couple of GIFs with you. I'll take my $100,000 in the form of a cashier's check.) ($100,000 because industry standard is 10% of the budget for the script of a film.) (Massive diss to SyFy.)ħ:29: "It feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry!" If MEGARAMP is just some generic term created for Skate 3, I think we've stumbled upon the next SyFy movie. I'm assuming this isn't an attempt to recreate an actual place where skateboarders can go to die horrific deaths. You've earned it.Īnd yet kids on "Double Dare" couldn't get an orange flag out of a giant nose.ħ:14: Is "MEGARAMP" a thing? Like, a registered trademark? Or is it just a random decal included in the game, like the stock "tattoos" you can put on a Create-A-Wrestler? If you like, you can play this in the background while you read the words and look at the GIFs. We'll be starting at right around the seven-minute mark. But for now, to refresh your memory, here is the video we've been unpacking. We'll return next week with an all-new (and thankfully stand-alone) ENHANCE that will dive down into another tidbit of sports minutiae. And you can access the penultimate chapter by clicking here.īut this is it: the ENHANCE di tutti enhance-o. If you've somehow come late to the party (and I don't know whether to pity you or envy you), you can find the first part of our breakdown by clicking here. We started out on this journey lo those many weeks ago, but we've finally come to the end of our ENHANCE journey through the adventures chronicled by the intrepid Helix Snake.
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